Street & Swim

Cow Print Swimsuit

Cow Print Swimsuit

$64.00

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MOOOOO! Your milkshake will most certainly bring the boys to the yard, or the pool, or the beach in this UTTERLY ADORABLE swimsuit! GROSS! Im totally lactose intolerant to that opening line but I couldn't resist writing it. This cow print swimsuit is cute as hell and who doesn't want to be a cow?! They're the most worshipped animal on Earth! Not only India but in the consumer culture of America we actually consume more beef than anywhere, so in our own way we worship them as well! Ok well I just made us look like cannibalistic horrible people but you know what I mean!
The spandex of this suit is super comfy and the suit features gold plated toggles and logo. Available in three sizes, Small 28" - 30" (72cm-75cm), Medium 30"-32.5" (78cm- 81cm) and Large 32.5"-36" (81cm to 86cm).

Like all Slick It Up products this suit is made in New York City, by Bessie, Buttercup, and Daisy cows who are remarkably good at sewing despite having hooves.

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MOOOOO! Your milkshake will most certainly bring the boys to the yard, or the pool, or the beach in this UTTERLY ADORABLE swimsuit! GROSS! Im totally lactose intolerant to that opening line but I couldn't resist writing it. This cow print swimsuit is cute as hell and who doesn't want to be a cow?! They're the most worshipped animal on Earth! Not only India but in the consumer culture of America we actually consume more beef than anywhere, so in our own way we worship them as well! Ok well I just made us look like cannibalistic horrible people but you know what I mean! The spandex of this suit is super comfy and the suit features gold plated toggles and logo. Available in three sizes, Small 28" - 30" (72cm-75cm), Medium 30"-32.5" (78cm- 81cm) and Large 32.5"-36" (81cm to 86cm). Like all Slick It Up products this suit is made in New York City, by Bessie, Buttercup, and Daisy cows who are remarkably good at sewing despite having hooves.

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MOOOOO! Your milkshake will most certainly bring the boys to the yard, or the pool, or the beach in this UTTERLY ADORABLE swimsuit! GROSS! Im totally lactose intolerant to that opening line but I couldn't resist writing it. This cow print swimsuit is cute as hell and who doesn't want to be a cow?! They're the most worshipped animal on Earth! Not only India but in the consumer culture of America we actually consume more beef than anywhere, so in our own way we worship them as well! Ok well I just made us look like cannibalistic horrible people but you know what I mean! The spandex of this suit is super comfy and the suit features gold plated toggles and logo. Available in three sizes, Small 28" - 30" (72cm-75cm), Medium 30"-32.5" (78cm- 81cm) and Large 32.5"-36" (81cm to 86cm). Like all Slick It Up products this suit is made in New York City, by Bessie, Buttercup, and Daisy cows who are remarkably good at sewing despite having hooves.